tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
It was either laughing so hard it hurt or crying so hard I laughed.
Self-Portrait on canvas
This day
I started this day off jogging and then practicing for the SAT, a vocab test and division in my head (whilst showering). I thought Freddy was gonna kill me twice then I watched a television commercial that stymied Pluto. I mean, it seems too soon to actually omit it from a staged solar system. I can understand legitimate models to scale, but this was comical and the planets were people in costumes.
Al Roker was scarier than Freddy. I don’t buy that woman eating 14 boxes of cornstarch a week.
Later I went out by myself and a guy asked me for money cause he just got out of prison, which reminded me that I don’t have any friends or money.
Oh, the best part of the day was the almost eclipsed moon. Couldn’t get the shot.
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Oh shit! You better believe it. Me and the Count are moving so fast we’re just blurs.
When life gives you lemons, throw them away and get some Count Chocula.
While My TV Gently Weeps.
Getting ready for the raptor. Wait what? the Rapture? Oh thanks, well then I guess I got my shoes on for nothing.
Momo
